Idjits Only

"A dog may as well speculate on the mind of Newton."

twerkers twerking

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captainfluffatun:

artisticallycapricious:

captainfluffatun:

roy2157:

Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Gmod Edition!

I found this creepy map the day after watching gameplay of the real thing on youtube. So I decided to take some screenshots from the most recent update to the map. The map is still in it’s beta form, and is being updated every few days, and although Freddy and the gang are no where to be seen(no character models made just yet) the ambiance, the lack of lighting in some room, and the creepy laughter can still make this place very scary.

I wanna play prop hunt on this

tOMMY NO

Tommy YES

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fuxit:

angiekittity:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

This makes me so happy

me too^

fuxit:

angiekittity:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

This makes me so happy

me too^

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

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thatfunnyblog:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

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i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

image

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the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

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epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

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I never married because I never found one worth giving up flirting for.
Jane Austen, Miss Austen Regrets (2008)    
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